ranch

so.

there was this guy sitting across from me while i was waiting for my flight out of Salt Lake City Airport (it was an hour and a half late, btw) and this guy is chomping on chicken wings, right. like really freakin' going at them - sucking meat off the bone like he hadn't eaten in 34 years or that the Pizza Hut wing sauce was just that delicious.

So this was kind of making me feel uncomfortable. It was on his face and I wanted to give him a moist towelette.

THEN. He takes the little plastic package of Ranch dressing that comes with it... opens it... and SIPS IT. Doesn't smell it, lick it, or god forbid stick the chicken bones in it but he SIPS IT - LIKE A CUP OF FREAKING TEA. And then does it a few more times.

Excuse me, I have to go PUKE NOW.

Airports - the best for people watching